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642 Things to Write About Challenge: Week 9

Written By: Colleen - Mar• 01•13

I wanted to do another topic that wasn’t as serious this week.  I admit that this one is somewhat phoning it in, but I think that it’s one of the most fun topics in the entire challenge.  Some of these I knew from memory, others I got from a Google search.  I LOVE laughing over these, so I hope that everyone can contribute some more in the comments section.  So without further chatter from me, let’s get on with Week 9!

“Ten Bad Bar Pick-Up Lines.”

I just have to say that #1 is my all-time favorite cheesy pick-up line.

  1. “Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes…”
  2. “Are you a huge bag of garbage? ‘Cuz I wanna take you out on Wednesday night.”
  3. “Just call me milk.  I’ll do your body good.”
  4. “Baby, if you were a door, I’d slam you all night long.”
  5. “Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.”
  6. “You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.”
  7. “You must be a magnet because I’m attracted to you.”
  8. “Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?”
  9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
  10. “I must be in heaven because I’ve just seen an angel.”

Here’s some of my runner-ups:

  • “Hey, Baby.  You wanna get a six-pack and fuck or don’t you drink?”
  • “Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you inspecting my package.”
  • “Great legs, what time do they open?”
  • “Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
  • “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.”
  • “I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”
  • “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

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  1. sitakatherine says:

    I think #8 on your list is one of my favorites. My British ex liked to use “Do you have any English in you? Would you like some?”. Some others:

    I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
    If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
    What time do you have to be back in heaven?
    That’s a nice dress. It’d look better on the floor next to my bed.
    I want to bag you like some groceries.

  2. Adam says:

    A Lost-themed one occurs to me … For which I apologize for in advance.

    “Just call me Desmond. Cos I could spend years down in your hatch, pressing your button every 108 minutes …”

    Wow, that’s creepy. 😐

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