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The Hobbit Trailer & Dina Lohan on Dr. Phil

Whewwww.  I survived another fun yet busy work event yesterday!  I’m about to relax and watch the new season of Survivor, but I had to check in here first real quick.  My parents were here this past weekend and it was awesome!  More on that in a post within the next couple days.  My work […]

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A ‘Swift’ Opinion Change

[Like what I did with that title? ↑ I’m so funny.] Ah, shit.  I kinda like Taylor Swift right now.  By chance, I happened to flip the channel to the Stand Up 2 Cancer event on Friday as she was singing.  Then, I got wind that her song was written in honor of a little […]

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Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay…

This blogging every day thing is more difficult than I thought, mainly because I don’t have that many interesting things to say.   So naturally, when I don’t feel interesting, I default to my favorite non-relevant topic: Bitching about Lindsay Lohan.  Although I could probably do a good paragraph of eye rolling and throwing shade at […]

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There has got to be a better way to say that.

Really, AP? And P.S. I’m really glad that Kim Kardashian was entitled to uphold the sanctity of marriage.  Meanwhile, the gays still don’t have the right to marry and divorce for money in under 80 days.  Classy.  Klassy.  Classy. Tweet

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Justin Beiber has terrible parents.

This is entirely inappropriate for a 16 year old or however the f*ck old Justin Beiber is.  I know “in this economy,” everybody’s got to make a living, but shame on Justin Beiber’s parents for letting him do this angle for marketing his perfume.  This is targeted to tweens, no one outside of their freshman […]

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That Time My Sister Ran into De Niro & Stallone.

Jay and I have been very fortunate to run into celebrities while at San Diego Comic Con, but my sister and Jeremiah #2 seriously have to gift of random celeb encounters.  Saturday morning, Katelyn texted me: A few minutes ago, she emailed me the link to this picture.  You can see Jer in the green […]

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For the next week, I’m going to have to use blog post titles from here: This is going to be good: *I do feel kinda sorta in a way feel bad for Charlie Sheen.  Not because he’s a douche bag who has some women/anger issues, but because he is so obviously bipolar or […]

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Katy Perry kinda gave me a birthday gift (but not really)

Dear Katy Perry, I have long, long, long a-waited for a celebrity to come out and say that they weigh 130lbs and imply that 130lbs is not fat.  Thank you for the birthday gift.  You’re probably taller than I am (5’4″) but I don’t care.  You’ve kinda got a smokin’ hot body so thanks for […]

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I think Ricky Gervais was funny.

I meant to post this yesterday but I just read another article on this whole bullshit Ricky Gervais hosting the Golden Globes “controversy” and it pissed me off enough to have a quick rant. First of all, Hollywood, most of you are a bunch of babies with zero sense of humor.  You have the most […]

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Josh Grobin Does Kanye West Tweets

Hilarious. I laughed more than I’ve laughed at an SNL sketch within the first 35 seconds. Tweet

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