Category Archives: Story time

Nagini Is Hungry

I heard this wonderfully gross story at work on Monday night. It was the perfect cure to stop eating so freaking many M&M’s instead of dinner. Kallie, a high school senior, told me it: A girl she used to work … Continue reading

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California Dreamin’

I had the craziest dream last night and I have no idea what it means at all, though I should probably just take it as it is: I was returning home to New York (JFK airport for some strange reason; … Continue reading

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Adventures in Spyware!

Spyware sucks. I got a nasty case of it last night right before Lost started & spent all freaking night trying to get rid of it, including buying some stupid program that Anthony recommended with money I definitely do not … Continue reading

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So you treat your love like a firefly, like it only gets to shine for a little while

Okay, so let’s tell the story about how the dude setting up my new desk last Wednedsay asked me out. Twice. He’d only been there for 16 minutes. Great. Then he asked me what religion I was. I answered, “Catholic,” … Continue reading

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Sunday Night Bitchfest

Today was one of those days. I worked my crappy job yesterday (Sat.) 3pm-11pm. Got home around 11:20pm. Had to get up at 5:30am to be at work again at 7am. Naturally, I couldn’t fall asleep. Chatted with Princess Cupcake … Continue reading

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Over-analytical Depressive Fuckers Make Good Music

Ok, so I just got back from seeing Damien Rice at Beacon Theatre with Amanda Giordano. It was really, really good. Probably about 384,201 times better than this summer at Jones Beach. I think that Damien & co. just don’t … Continue reading

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Grandma Woke Up a Democrat

Soooo Grandma’s surgery went well. She’s still in a lot of pain but she was prescribed Vicodin, so hopefully that’ll help her every 4 hours for the next few weeks. It’s SO funny to me to think about how at … Continue reading

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I’m a wild & untamed thing

“I’d rather stick my dick in a blender.” -Funniest text message Chris Golio has ever sent me. California on Monday morning! Then Tricia & I are going to drive back across country, leaving sometime Tuesday? Colleen = Excited. I know … Continue reading

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Even Men Can’t Resist Cashmere

It’s time for another edition of “This only happens to Colleen!” (See: Even Old Women… or the naked old dude pissing in the ocean at Smith’s Point in “Maybe a Bright Sandy Beach…“). In today’s segment: I’m at work at … Continue reading

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Even Old Women Talk About Sex

I know I complain a lot about still being stuck at Ann Taylor 8 days a week, but as with anything you do all the time, it has its moments. Anyway, there’s this older woman, Joan, who works there. She’s…a … Continue reading

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