“It is true about the moving.”
-Jay Glatfelter, Sunday, March 23, 11:16pm.
Stay tuned to the end of this post & you’ll see what he’s talking about.
Anyways, today’s Page Six said, “THAT John Mayer is so self-obsessed, he Googles himself every morning, and has been known to respond to online rumors just to clear the air.” Soooo John, if your Google picks up on this blog post, then now that I’ve got your attention, let me ask you if you’d like to really slum it with the little people and be a guest on a wonderful podcast about news, entertainment and pop-culture. It’s called MetroBuzz and you’re allowed to say “fuck” on it and talk about new & improved methods or variations of the now infamous-though-still-completely-unappealing-to-me-sexual-act of “Superman dat ho.” You should email me at the show’s email – MetroBuzz@gmail.com – and appear on our show to clear up the following rumor that I’m going to spread right here, on this little blog that no one but my boyfriend reads because it’s part of his job:
John Mayer likes to eat pickles & drink Brooklyn egg creams while riding his bicycle with no hands and – gasp! – NO HELMET!!!
Moving on, here’s the video that was promised about 2 paragraphs up:
Happy Easter everyone!!