I must have ESPN or something because I distinctly remember calling this one back on Tuesday. Exhibit A:
This morning, Lindsay’s mom Dina Lohan gave a quote to Page Six about the “incident” and guess who called it? Me…well, just about everyone, I suppose, but I still said it:
“She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.”
omfg. I can’t even justify that with a “Bitch, please.” Are you KIDDING me? You know, Lindsay messed up. She did. I’m so torn on how to even react to this bullsh*t excuse because I know that Lindsay has a problem. She’s an addict. She’s a spoiled brat who has never been told “no” in her entire life, she’s a pathological liar, and she’s a thief but she’s still an addict. And how sad that no one in her life is going to realistically help her. But on the other hand, she’s so full of crap and everyone around her are full of crap enablers. There’s a point where I just have to roll my eyes and say, “Enough is e-friggin’-nough. Grow up and take responsibility.”
Oh and btw, that excuse really IS full of sh*t or so says a spokeswoman from the company that makes the SCRAM bracelets:
But what if someone at a party (say, an MTV Movie Awards after party!) accidentally spills a martini on the booze bracelet? It can set off an alert, Brown says, but the company’s team of data analysts will be able to tell that the alcohol didn’t come from the wearer’s bloodstream. “A spill or something else in the environment would create a rapid spike much faster than the body would ever consume alcohol and would evaporate and burn off much faster than the body can metabolize alcohol,” Brown explains in an e-mail. “Our confirmation process includes an evaluation that ensures there is no chance that an alcohol alert is anything but consumed alcohol.”
Just to clarify, I’m wasting a blog post on the subject of Lindsay Lohan because people who don’t take responsibility for their own actions really make me mad. I actually have some really awesome news that I’ll post about later on today. But just for fun, what kind of excuses do you think Dina Lohan’s going to make whenever Lindsay actually OD’s for the final time?