I wanted to do another topic that wasn’t as serious this week. I admit that this one is somewhat phoning it in, but I think that it’s one of the most fun topics in the entire challenge. Some of these I knew from memory, others I got from a Google search. I LOVE laughing over these, so I hope that everyone can contribute some more in the comments section. So without further chatter from me, let’s get on with Week 9!
“Ten Bad Bar Pick-Up Lines.”
I just have to say that #1 is my all-time favorite cheesy pick-up line.
- “Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes…”
- “Are you a huge bag of garbage? ‘Cuz I wanna take you out on Wednesday night.”
- “Just call me milk. I’ll do your body good.”
- “Baby, if you were a door, I’d slam you all night long.”
- “Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.”
- “You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.”
- “You must be a magnet because I’m attracted to you.”
- “Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
- “I must be in heaven because I’ve just seen an angel.”
Here’s some of my runner-ups:
- “Hey, Baby. You wanna get a six-pack and fuck or don’t you drink?”
- “Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you inspecting my package.”
- “Great legs, what time do they open?”
- “Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
- “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.”
- “I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”
- “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
