Dear Fellow Travelers,
I know this is the “Worst Travel Day of the Year” and I know that there’s been a call to arms for protest over the invasive full body scans/Law & Order: TSA Pat Downs, but I’m begging you all please to think of those of us who just really want to have a smooth air travel experience. I want to drink at the bar before my flight because it’s one of my all-time favorite people-watching pastimes, not because I’m distressed and need a chill Jack&Diet Pill. Please! I agree with you that the new methods go too far but I just want to have a smooth flight home.