Dear Katy Perry,
I have long, long, long a-waited for a celebrity to come out and say that they weigh 130lbs and imply that 130lbs is not fat. Thank you for the birthday gift. You’re probably taller than I am (5’4″) but I don’t care. You’ve kinda got a smokin’ hot body so thanks for not saying you weigh 110lbs.
Love,
Some newly 27-year-old girl.
P.S. After seeing that Katy Perry is a little bit taller than I am, I’m not discouraged. I’m basing this post on that fact that most women are usually like 3-5lbs more than they say that they are lol and that would make Katy proportional.
