Category Archives: Story time

Grandma Woke Up a Democrat

Posted on December 4, 2006 by Colleen

Soooo Grandma’s surgery went well. She’s still in a lot of pain but she was prescribed Vicodin, so hopefully that’ll help her every 4 hours for the next few weeks. It’s SO funny to me to think about how at … Continue reading →

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I’m a wild & untamed thing

Posted on November 2, 2006 by Colleen

“I’d rather stick my dick in a blender.” -Funniest text message Chris Golio has ever sent me. California on Monday morning! Then Tricia & I are going to drive back across country, leaving sometime Tuesday? Colleen = Excited. I know … Continue reading →

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Even Men Can’t Resist Cashmere

Posted on October 28, 2006 by Colleen

It’s time for another edition of “This only happens to Colleen!” (See: Even Old Women… or the naked old dude pissing in the ocean at Smith’s Point in “Maybe a Bright Sandy Beach…“). In today’s segment: I’m at work at … Continue reading →

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Even Old Women Talk About Sex

Posted on October 18, 2006 by Colleen

I know I complain a lot about still being stuck at Ann Taylor 8 days a week, but as with anything you do all the time, it has its moments. Anyway, there’s this older woman, Joan, who works there. She’s…a … Continue reading →

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Oohhh they wanna dance with somebody

Posted on October 16, 2006 by Colleen

Julia & I went up to Marist this weekend to see And Then There Were None(as did Courtney & Julie). It was strange to sit in the Nelly Goletti & NOT have to worry about anything. At all. I haven’t … Continue reading →

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You Know How I Know Phil’s Gay?

Posted on October 15, 2006 by Colleen

Heyyyyy let’s play the “You Know How I Know Phil is Gay” game! I’ll go first!! “You know how I know Phil’s gay?” “How?” “He sings Sarah McLachlan to himself when he’s in the tanning salon alone.” *Thanks to Beth … Continue reading →

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maybe a bright sandy beach is gonna bring you back

Posted on August 21, 2006 by Colleen

Being that I had almost the exact same “conversation” today with two different people, I feel the need to include the away message of Brian Sabella, the second person to bring the ‘not-going-back-to-Marist’ topic to my attention today (not that … Continue reading →

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Donkey Show!

Posted on August 16, 2006 by Colleen

yesterday i found out that someone that i work with has actually seen a real, live donkey show. i then found out a lot more about donkey anatomy than i’ve ever cared to know. repulsing, yet i couldn’t stop listening. … Continue reading →

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